ally (allycat135) wrote in the_sideshow,
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1 NAME? ally.

2 AGE? 17.

3 SEX? i tend to have a uterus. and use it.

4 WHERE DO YOU LIVE? in the brawny long island/ queens borderline where the two become one [we are where the real freaks are]

TELL US ABOUT YOUR SELF AND OTHER CRAP

5 WHAT MAKES YOU WHO YOU ARE? my astounding stature [i am about 4'11. one inch short of being a legal midget]. in all honesty its hard for one introspectively gauge what makes who they are, because it usually just winds up being what you wish made you. what you wish to be and what you are seem to be two different things, i've come to notice

6 IF YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO STOP ONE EVENT WHAT WOULD IT BE? the use of pens as standard items in school, work and ordinary household use.

7 HOW WOULD YOU DO IT? encourage the use of sharpie markers.

8 AND WHY? because writing "jesus is my hero" eight times on lined paper isn't nearly as creative with a blue pen as it is in green sharpie.

9 TELL ME A JOKE? an electron walks into a bar. he says to the bartender, "I think I left an ion in here last night." the bartender says, "Are you positive?"

10 NAME YOUR HERO? salvador dali.

11 NAME YOUR HATES? i hate hipster fucks who pronounce their greater-than-thou attitude with their expensive suede shoes because they are too stuck up to fall into the normal confines of suburbia. i hate stupid ignorant fuckheads who go to the movies and can't read the marquis so they have to ask me if their choice movie is playing. i hate people who think guns are the answer to everything, especially death. i hate it when people don't value death, and that isn't to say people who take their lives. its the people that live everyday thinking they are happy but never stop and wonder what its all about, because it's there for you to wonder about.

12 NAME YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS? mindless self indulgence, nine inch mails, modest mouse, ugly casanova, fred astaire, ella fitzgerald, sublime, aesop rock,

13 NAME SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOW FEAR TO? being blind

14 WHAT MAKES YOU A FREAK?

15 NAME YOUR TOP 5 MOVIES? pink flamingos, pulp fiction, pi, desperate living, nightmare before christmas

16 WHAT THE REASON BEHIND NUMBER 3 OF YOUR MOVIES? John Waters is the master and dirty drug-laden movies, and pi just makes the world turn.

17 WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?

18 NAME YOUR DEEP DARK FANTASY? . slaughtering people from limb to limb and wrap them up in plastic and steal their money. pierce ourselves silly, and use their bones as rings.
flatten out the plastic and dance on their dying bloody bodies—the dance symbolizing so much of what was going on. the talking of robbing and pillaging and the rendering of fantasies. being on coke like the old days.
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